You know your craft project is taking too long when... #2

You know your sewing is taking too long when...your cut-out pattern pieces have become a child's toy monkey's security blanket.

Thanks for posting your own confessions, everyone, I got some great laughs from this lot (see readers' comments)! Do keep them coming, either in the comments below or by posting your own version of "You know your craft project is taking too long when...".